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suicidallyreckless:

"The four houses are called Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Each house has its own noble history and each has produced outstanding wizards and witches."

Okay if everyone remembers the little negative shit about houses WHY CAN’T WE REMEMBER THIS LINE

EACH HOUSE IS NOBLE, INCLUDING SLYTHERIN

EACH HOUSE HAS PRODUCED OUTSTANDING WIZARDS AND WITCHES, INCLUDING HUFFLEPUFF

MCGONAGALL HAS SPOKEN SO SIT THE HELL DOWN

posted 13 minutes ago with 2,350 notes

(Source: kingleepace)

posted 41 minutes ago with 15,006 notes

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

posted 1 hour ago with 261,000 notes
bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

posted 1 hour ago with 137,484 notes

wiccansapphiremoon:

tyleroakley:

liquid-liamm:

what Germans do while waiting at traffic lights

AMERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Oh my god I wouldn’t even cross the road I’d just stand there all day waiting to play!

posted 2 hours ago with 270,863 notes

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

posted 2 hours ago with 165,518 notes

(Source: halloawhatisthis)

posted 3 hours ago with 4,610 notes

farewell-raggedy-man:

Peter Capaldi on the set of Doctor Who (x)

(Source: whouffles)

posted 3 hours ago with 492 notes
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shannibals:

Relaxing in the murder suit.

posted 4 hours ago with 2,221 notes

powercuddle:

free-parking:

i found my new wardrobe

i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him

posted 5 hours ago with 21,960 notes

(Source: fuckyeahannibal)

posted 6 hours ago with 1,085 notes

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

posted 6 hours ago with 128,916 notes
We're supposed to be looking after the ponies...

(Source: anunexpectedhotdwarf)

posted 7 hours ago with 2,078 notes