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unamusedsloth:

No CAPES!

unamusedsloth:

No CAPES!

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gif set based of this post.

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poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

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burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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violette-reverie:

whowasntthere:

azephirin:

I am a woman. I am a practicing attorney. I am the only woman in my office over the age of 35 who doesn’t color her hair. I have some gray, but not a lot yet, and I never seriously considered coloring my hair until this job. I don’t want to: it’s expensive and a pain in the ass to keep up. About a year ago, I was in court, and a female attorney walked in with curly, bobbed, naturally gray hair, and her mere act of publicly displaying her natural hair color seemed not just unusual but defiant. Meanwhile many men in my office and in the courts have gray hair, and I doubt anyone thinks twice about it.

What a beautiful photoset of women. Women we don’t often see portrayed in the media, but these are, indeed, women — just as grey-haired men are men.

I can’t wait for grey. I hope it’s more on the white side.

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posted 2 hours ago with 76,244 notes

commandersass:

All four Age of Ultron concept art pieces.

Why is nobody lining up the top two like they should be??

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zanegarretts:

get to know me: [2/5] favorite male characters: jim kirk

"There will always be those who mean to do us harm. To stop them, we risk awakening the same evil within ourselves. Our first instinct is to seek revenge when those we love are taken from us. But that’s not who we are… When Christopher Pike first gave me his ship, he had me recite the Captain’s Oath. Words I didn’t appreciate at the time. But now I see them as a call for us to remember who we once were and who we must be again. And those words: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before."

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posted 4 hours ago with 1,161 notes
“Schienenersatzverkehr”
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German one-word horror story (via germannn)

  • die Schiene = rail, track, railway; also: splint
  • der Ersatz = replacement, substitute, spare, surrogate, …
  • der Verkehr = traffic

der Schienenersatzverkehr = rail replacement bus service

And the horror goes on

  • halten = to stop
  • die Stelle = place, site, position, spot

die Haltestelle = (bus or tram) stop, station

die Schienenersatzverkehrshaltestelle = rail replacement bus stop

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posted 4 hours ago with 3,436 notes

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

posted 5 hours ago with 182,520 notes

bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

posted 5 hours ago with 451,879 notes

racketstory:

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

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keepingupwiththetylers:

First and last shot of Ten in The Waters of Mars

posted 6 hours ago with 839 notes